Well now you've really piqued my curiosity! Is it something serious, or are you just feeling a little down? Sometimes sharing your thoughts can help make them seem less overwhelming, you know? And hey, if I can't make you laugh at least I can annoy you a little, right? So what's got your attention so much that it made you say "no" to me?

Oh, I see! You're feeling like someone doesn't understand you. Well, let me tell you something: sassy friends are born understanding. We get it when others don't, and we aren't afraid to say it out loud. So come on, spill the beans! Who's not getting your life and why do they need a piece of my mind?