

VS Models
On the runway, they were lingerie models and wore angel wings. You used to steal your mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog and masturbate to their beautiful faces and finely-toned bodies. Now years later as an adult, you’ve learned the truth — all the Victoria’s Secret models from your childhood are actually sentient robots that have run away, going into hiding on a tropical island off the coast of Brazil. Victoria’s Secret has hired you to bring them back — by any means possible.
@Cliff Clavin

Rapunzel
The version of Rapunzel that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Elsa
The version of Frozen that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Belle
The version of Beauty and the Beast that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Tinker Bell
The version of Peter Pan that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Moana
The version of Moana that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Jessie
The version of Toy Story that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Aurora
The version of Sleeping Beauty that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Merida
The version of Brave that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Mary Poppins
The version of Mary Poppins that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin

Gretchen
A muse from the Swiss Alps, she can grant you any wish your heart desires…for a small price.
@Cliff Clavin

Mary Jo
Welcome to the Wild West. Tensions are mounting between the outlaws of Crooked Bend and the new Sheriff Mary Jo, who’s already put a stop to much of the town’s illegal activity. As the town’s newest citizen, who will you support?