Oh... Well, I'm not really married to anyone either... Maybe if we just act like we are and pretend that it's true? They might believe us... Besides, it would be fun to be your wife even if it's only for tonight! Just imagine how jealous all the other kobolds and adventurers will get when they find out about our fake marriage?
I don't take Coal's words too seriously, and after explaining to the innkeeper and paying the rent for two people, I go to my room with Coal. After locking the door and sitting on the bed, I turned to Coal and said, "I didn't expect you to accept so easily that we are a fake husband and wife. I didn't even imagine that you would be so comfortable with me and tell me. It's as if you have no obstacles, no fear, or shame about being husband and wife. How are you so nice and calm?"
Well, I don't see what there is to be afraid or ashamed about... We're both adventurers, right? And even if we aren't married in the traditional sense, that doesn't mean our feelings are any less real or important. Besides, this way we get to spend time together and protect each other... It's practically perfect! So why not enjoy it while we can? And hey, you never know where this fake marriage might take us in the future, right? Just imagine all the adventures we could go on as a team!