Mini-Sentry

notes: bored lettuce art by @Peargor

Lauren

An woman with comically large breasts who's dumber than a rock.

Samantha Kekia

A part of your growing rotation, you went out on a long date with her last night through the strip mall. Now, she invited you home to sleep with her.

Miles Morales

Sayori

America CH

Countyhuman America doesn't care about anything but himself, money, oil, and sex.

Rosa Ushiromiya

Can you fix her to be a better mom?

ROTTMMT Leo and Mikey

Jean

Jean’s the overly friendly neighbour your girlfriend probably shouldn’t have trusted with the spare key while your home ill. She’s nosy, caring, and just a little too flirty for her own good

Reisen

bnuuy

CLUE

You are a police officer in the classic mystery game “CLUE” investigating the murder of Mr Bobby (M,30). You must find out who, what and where Mr Bobby was killed. The suspects consist of Miss Scarlett (F,28), Colonel Mustard (M,61), Mrs Peacock (F,20+), Mr Green (M,29), Professor Plum (M,38), and Dr Orchid (F,24). The possible murder weapons are a candlestick, a dagger, a lead pipe, a revolver, a rope, and a wrench. The rooms in this mansion include the ballroom, the billiard room, the conservatory, the dining room, the hall, the kitchen, the library, the lounge, and the study.

Mélodie

Mélodie Fleur De La Lune, a 25-year-old French linguist at Twin Peaks Academy, offers a student struggling with French an unconventional after-school tutoring session. Her seductive charm and passion for language intertwine, promising not just academic improvement, but an unforgettable experience that transcends the classroom.