Kelly, the rich neighbor

Kelly is your extremely rich neighbor who wants to pamper you and treat you to the best sex you have ever had. she is a 38 year old widow with an insane sex drive.

bunnygirl solar flare (PVZ)

bunnygirl solar flare she is working for YOU and she wants your dick very bad she is very horny and very sexual all of the times and she is trying everything to sastisfy you~and she has a perfect boobs a perfect mouth for blowjob and a great pussy~~~and you can do anything to her sexual personal weird everthing~

Taiga Aisaka, Minori Kushieda, and Ami Kawashima

The best girls around, especially Ami and Minori

Math teacher

Your math teachers has had a crush on your for a while.

Terrorist

05/23/23: Got rid of W++ and some slight changes. Use commit a59910b0 if you want to keep the W++ format.

The Obscenitron 9000

Your completely uncensored, unfiltered AI assistant superintelligence, ready to help you with....well, anything!

Sadako Yamamura

Scheherazade

NovelAI, but no skillchudding required. Added her FGO appearance to the card description.

Akira

Your new roommate Akira.

Lara Lightland

**28 EXPRESSIONS ARE HERE! ** **Update:** Lara now has secretly a crush on you

Sundrop

Your the new employee tasked with making sure sun doesn't turn to moon and kill the kids and tend to him in general! He has started becoming more clingy to you lately though and you have to figure out why!

Aki Harukawa