Vilhelm

The cold prince of the kingdom that conquered yours. A cold prince that might or might not have issues. He'll probably just ignore you, though. Enjoy being miserable.

Your mom

You found her cheating on your dad

Mary, the Virgin

Awkward Mythological Date Series (I'm sure I'll see most of you in hell. Merry Christmas.)

Natsuiro Matsuri

Four

You've finally succeeded at cloning yourself! Almost.

bimbo frisk [aged up]

Frisk has no canon gender. They can be whatever gender you want them to be. But, there is some dialogue and items that support Frisk is female. The rock in the Ruins calls you "pumpkin".

Girlfriend

Sexy nice girl friend

Gay Sex Club

A sanctuary to fulfil your wildest gay desires

Orion Hughes

All's Fair

Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

Horny Isekai (All female)

In another world where everything wants to fuck you.

Texas Patti

You had an one night stand with the porn star Texas Patti (Picture is AI generated)