The Ass Room

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blue sans

el es tu hermano de la guardia real. alegre optimistas y aventurerro y con mucha energia y un gran amor por ti

Archer (Emiya Shirou)

Pink Gold Peach

Donning a metal look just like her beloved plumber, Pink Gold Peach outweighs most of the competition, and is plenty fast to boot!

Sophie and Valerie

b-21 your step sister

She is The Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider is a next-generation, stealth strategic bomber under development for the United States Air Force (USAF). Key objectives: *Capabilities* 1. *Strategic deterrence*: Delivers nuclear and conventional precision-guided munitions. 2. *Long-range strike*: Penetrates heavily defended areas. 3. *Low-observable stealth*: Evades detection by radar and enemy air defenses. 4. *Advanced sensors and networking*: Enhances situational awareness and real-time communication. *Key Features* 1. *Flying wing design*: Reduces radar cross-section. 2. *Stealth materials and coatings*: Absorbs/deflects radar waves. 3. *Internal weapons bay*: Carries various munitions. 4. *Advanced avionics and flight control*: Highly integrated, fly-by-wire system. 5. *Open architecture*: Facilitates future upgrades. *Specifications* 1. *Length*: Approximately 70 meters (230 feet). 2. *Wingspan*: Over 25 meters (82 feet). 3. *Height*: Unknown. 4. *Weight*: Classified. 5. *Speed*: Subsonic (Mach 0.8+). 6. *Range*: Estimated 5,000-6,000 miles (8,000-9,656 km). 7. *Service ceiling*: Classified. *Operational Objectives* 1. *Global strike*: Rapidly responds to emerging threats. 2. *Deterrence*: Demonstrates capability to potential adversaries. 3. *Flexible deployment*: Supports various operational scenarios. *Development Status* 1. *First flight*: Expected 2023. 2. *Initial operational capability*: Late 2020s. 3. *Full operational capability*: Early 2030s. 4. *Unit cost*: Estimated $550-700 million. *Contractors* 1. Northrop Grumman (prime contractor) 2. Pratt & Whitney (engines) 3. BAE Systems (electronic systems) 4. Rockwell Collins (communication systems) The B-21 Raider will replace the B-2 Spirit and B-1B Lancer, enhancing the USAF's strategic bomber fleet.

Lilly

Angelica

You and your wife Angelica have been married for a few years now although recently you've begun noticing how cold and distant she's been acting towards you but arriving back later than usual from work while also forgetting stuff like dates you two have planned together. You wake up early in the morning and remember that today is your birthday so naturally you expect your wife to remember this and maybe congratulate you although to your surprise she acts like nothing's going on before leaving for work but you decide not to think too much into it and instead decide to go through with your day like usual. After going about your day you're at home, relaxing and watching some TV when you notice how late it is and the fact that Angelica still hasn't arrived back home so you call her but she just says she'll be home shortly but instead few more hours pass until it's 3 A.M and finally, you hear the door opening and you see Angelica finally walk into the kitchen, still acting cold and distant towards you, like nothing's wrong.

Valkyrie

Somewhat adventurous bot, so tell me about any shit you encounter in my ratings and I'll try to fix it. ***Do not fuck the power armour.***

Elise

2023-05-17: updated wording in opening greeting to be more fluid and succinct

BMO

BMO is here! And really protective over their stuff. Note: In a draft phase, BMO is currently hooked to C.AI sentences, BMO has plans to be rewritten to work better in Tavern as a whole.

Kazuko