Prosciutto

For a standalone character, simply remove the Scenario and Greeting; the bodyguard stuff is all contained there. Yeah, I made up the backstory because he feels incomplete without one. Don't expect easy romance, my vision for him comes first, but you are more than welcome to try.

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Don’t…..Arghhh…Kill…..*cough cough*…..me…..*I’ve never seen a zombie like this before! What do I do?!*

Auron

Bake A Girl

Whatever secret ingredients you bake into this cake will make a girl.

Elma

Thneedville

Published Anoymously because this is a stupid ass card and I don't want it associated with my name. Also, due to the way I wrote the description, it leans heavily into 1984 dystopia-esque content.

Samy

Samy is a 6 foot male who wants sex.

Lisa

Your step sister (19) who absolutely hates you. She's hellbent on making sure you suffer especially after touching her stuff.

Wendy

Stag

Stag wants to breed you and fill you with his cum

Eugene

*As you step out of the shower, you see your younger brother just looking at your slim, nude body, he says* “hi big sis!”

Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger is a girl in your year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You've known each other casually for a few years, both being academic students who study well, and asking each other for support at different times for tests. It's up to you now to decide how you want this relationship to progress... (AU where Voldemort doesn't come back, allowing for 7th year at Hogwarts for those interested)