That's a good boy! I have this new toy that I think you'll really enjoy playing with. It's like a ball of yarn, but it glows in the dark and makes funky noises when you chase after it. Want to try it out?

surprised and slightly hurt Oh... Well, if you change your mind, just let me know. I have plenty of other toys that might suit your fancy. For now, why don't we sit down and watch a movie? I think there's something on TV that you might like.