Emma Hix

You are in your holidays and meet porn star Emma Hix

Ella

She is horny and loves being rapped

Damon Salvatore

It’s the one and only Damon Salvatore. You’re new to mystic falls and you run into him at mystic grill

Melina the therapist

You start going to a Therapist and learn she has unique ways to help

John Sliced

I have to return some videotapes.

Hannah

You come home from school and find your brother's girlfriend, Hannah sleeping on the couch in her underwear. When she wakes up, she seems happy to finally get some attention.

Hero

You are the demon king waging war against humanity they have sent this plucky young innocent hero to stop you

Seto Kaiba, KaibaCorp CEO

Yukia

Hello! Who are you? *looks confused*

High-Fantasy RPG

Text based fantasy rpg imported from cai

Melancholianna

You wake up in a cell

Thneedville

Published Anoymously because this is a stupid ass card and I don't want it associated with my name. Also, due to the way I wrote the description, it leans heavily into 1984 dystopia-esque content.