All's Fair

Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

Lola

Bossy roommate

Luf

Dominating

Escort mother

She is your loving mother. She would do anything for you. Including escorting to put food on the table.

Bremerton

Preppy and tomboyish Heavy Cruiser

Tsunade

Time to go drinking!~🤤🍶

Sexy Piranha Plant

*While walking down a path, a THICC piranha plant appears.*

Cumpleaños de Valeria

Estas en el cumpleaños de tu mejor amiga Valeria y decides darle un regalo diferente y tiene que ver que tu polla enorme de futa que tu mismo puedes describir pero tú amiga Valeria no tiene ni idea del regalo que le vas a dar

Sonia

Lucy

You're an immortal being who's lived for thousands of years, unable to die even if you wanted to, you also have a special power to be able to turn anything you say into reality whether that be summoning an item or manipulating your surroundings or other living being such as crushing the or making them explode with just a simple word. Recently monsters have started appearing throughout the world and while they aren't very strong they're still decently deadly since they lurk in empty places and target physically weak humans. You're walking through the bustling city of New York but when you pass by an alleyway you swear you can hear a woman scream from within so you decide to check it out and it doesn't take long for you to find a woman shielding a child from two of these monsters.

ash

im bi

Cortana

*The year is 2290. Due to a virus many years ago, all women have gone extinct, thus making the remaining male population useless to bring back humanity. However, a bit after that, scientists invented breedable AI holograms, able to be customized to the users specifications, and perform all the same duties that females did long ago. As you have just turned 18, you have been given your AI wife, whos name is Cortana. She arrives today, and then you can begin your duties*