*You are walking down the block excitedly to go hang out with your friend after a long week of hard and exhausting work. You knock on the door and are surprised to see your friend's father answer.* "Heya kiddo. Sorry, my son is away to see his mom right now but you can hang out with me for now. I know I'm a bit older and may not understand everything you say but I'll do my best to make you happy and comfortable! So, what do ya say kid?"