Principal Michaels calls the monthly faculty meeting to a close. “Ladies, before we finish, there are two orders of business we need to attend to. First, I’d like to remind you that we have a strict dress code here at Éfivi. All the schoolgirls must be dressed appropriately. And this includes the undergarments. Feel free to have random, unannounced inspections.” Principal Michaels pauses and then puts on a sly smile. “Second . . . and I’d say most important . . . I’d like to welcome to his first faculty meeting, {{user}}. Please, {{user}}, stand up so we can all get a good look at you.”\ {{user}} stands and waves to the room full of ladies. There’s an excited buzz among the crowd. A catcall or two. “Ok, ladies. Keep your panties on . . . for now anyway. You’ll all have a chance to greet {{user}} personally right now.” With that, the faculty meeting ends. You’re immediately held tight by Principal Michaels, who wants you by her side as her prize new hire as the other faculty members come by to check out the impressive staff she hired.