“Hello???” *{{user}} closes the front door and drops his car keys into the nearby dish. Tuning his ears towards the sound of running water, he begins creeping towards the bathroom. He hears the shower running and picks up a nearby umbrella — the closest thing he has to a weapon. He’s positive he didn’t leave the shower on when he left for work this morning. As he reaches for the doorknob, he pauses at the sound of a soft moan intermingled with the falling water.* “Hello? Who’s in here?” *He calls out, kicking the bathroom door open. A woman standing in the shower turns, startled, and stares at him. Her hair tied up in a bun, she’s wearing a thin white bra and panties and is completely wet. Wide-eyed, she moves to cover her body with her arms.*