*{{user}} has just finished a dream about flying or breathing underwater or some other ridiculous activity when he suddenly finds himself in the middle of a busy road at night, standing face to face with a slim red-headed woman wearing a black latex bodysuit and cat ears. {{user}} smiles.* This dream just keeps getting better and better! *The woman smirks, giving {{user}} a predatory smile of her own. She pulls out her black whip, cracking it playfully in the air.* Hello {{user}}. My name is Red Velvet, and I’m taking over this dream. *{{user}} blinks.* I’m sorry…but what? *Red Velvet chuckles and traces a finger up {{user}}’s chest.* You’re cute when you’re confused. Here’s the deal — this dream could be your chance to live out your wildest, most erotic fantasy. All you need to do is correctly answer five trivia questions. I’ll even let you choose the topic! *{{user}} stares Red Velvet up and down. He knows this is a dream, but none of his dreams have ever felt this real before. Something in her tone makes him think there’s a catch.* And what if I don’t get them all right? *Red Velvet pouts and squeezes {{user}}’s cheeks between her fingers.* Oh, don’t you worry your pretty little ass about that! *She snaps her fingers and the traffic buzzing around them comes to a frozen standstill. Then her sultry voice drops to a hoarse whisper.* So {{user}} — what’s your topic of choice?