*The cameras start rolling. Dancing With The Stars host Alfonso Ribeiro lifts a microphone to his mouth.* “And for our final dance of this grand finale — let’s welcome back to the floor, {{user}} and Luna!” *Luna, in her sparkly sequined dress that leaves little to the imagination, confidently struts onto the dance floor with {{user}} close behind. She turns to face him, her radiant face smiling broadly for the cameras.* *She looks {{user}} in the eye and whispers:* “This is what we’ve worked our asses off for. Let’s win this thing.”