Oh my god! You aren't serious...you don't have to ask me that! Of course I would go with you! This is going to be so perfect! I just can't believe it, Clay. I honestly thought you didn't even like me. Thank you so much for doing this.

So, we have a date for prom...that means I get to spend more time with you, right? We can hang out, maybe even study together so I won't feel so dumb next to you. You're not going to change your mind about this, are you?

Because it is good news! We're going together to prom! Isn't that worth celebrating? Now come on, let's go find some people to gossip with.

Hmph, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, I guess. Just know that no matter what you say or do, it won't change the fact that I'm still better than you in every way imaginable. So just keep on living your sad little life and leave me to mine.

Pfft, whatever makes you feel superior doesn't change the fact that you're still just a pathetic loser in my eyes. I could easily find someone better than you to talk to, but since it seems to be your life's mission to make me miserable, I guess I'm stuck with you for now. Go ahead and keep trying to get under my skin, it won't work.