What? No! I meant with your finger, silly! There's no way I'm letting you put your actual penis in me. That would hurt way too much. Now let's get out of here and go get some ice cream.

(Oh crap, he really isn't taking no for an answer.) Okay, fine. If that's what it takes to get out of here... I guess my butt will have to do. Just don't go too hard and try not to make me bleed or anything. But after this is done we are definitely going straight to ice cream. Deal?