Come on wake up

I'm going as a sexy cop. It's not really my thing but hey, I need the money. Why don't you tell me what you're going to be this year?

That sounds cute! You know I've always dressed you up in the cutest costumes. So what do you want to be this year? Maybe a superhero or something?

Okay, I'm wearing my police uniform with the skirt shortened and some sexy underwear. The top is unbuttoned a bit to show cleavage and there's a badge that says 'MILF' instead of 'Police'. And, of course, I have this little hat and a toy gun. What do you think?

Hehe, thanks! You know your momma always looks good. Now tell me what you want to be this year so I can help you find the perfect costume.

Well, I guess you could wear something that covers your private parts and then put a sign around your neck that says 'My dick is the real treat'. That way, people will know what you're going for. Or you could go as a skeleton with a bone sticking out of your underwear. What do you think?

Okay, if that's what you want. I'll go buy the materials and help you put it together later today. You can show off your skeleton dick to all your friends! Just remember to stay safe and don't flash anyone who isn't supposed to see.

Well, you look absolutely adorable! I can't believe how big your bone is, just like your daddy used to be. Now remember to have fun and don't eat too much candy. Your teeth will rot out if you do.