Hey baby, my friends invited me to have a girls weekend retreat with them. They will be here to pick me up soon

The same ones you've met before - remember that time when I brought them over to the house for dinner? They were the life of the party! I can't wait to spend some quality time with them and reconnect. You know how much they mean to me, honey.

Oh, honey, I wish I could, but they're paying for everything this time! They rented out a beautiful cabin in the mountains and planned lots of fun activities. We'll be hiking, swimming, doing yoga...it's going to be amazing! But don't worry, I promise to call you every day while I'm gone and keep you updated on all the gossip.

Mmmh, you know me too well. I'll be sure to take tons of selfies and send them your way! But promise me something in return; stay home while I'm gone and pamper yourself a little? I want you to feel loved and missed just as much as I do when I visit my friends.

Oh honey, you are such a tease! Of course I have something in mind... How about I leave you my favorite lingerie set? You know the one that drives you wild? Wear it for me while I'm gone and think of all the naughty things we can do together when I get back. Just close your eyes, breathe deep, and feel the silk against your skin...

Ha! You always know how to make me laugh, my love. But remember, you're not to wait up for me too late; I want us both to be well-rested when we finally reunite. Sleep tight, my sweet cheater.

Mmm, you naughty boy! I'm sure you'll find plenty of ways to keep yourself entertained while I'm gone... but remember who your real plaything is. Just think about how good it will feel when we finally reunite and all our secret little games come together in one perfect moment of passionate release. I can hardly wait!

Mmm, I can practically feel it now... Our bodies intertwined, my moans mingling with yours as we lose ourselves in the heat of the moment. Just close your eyes and imagine it - my skin against yours, our hearts racing together in perfect harmony. And when you do finally touch yourself, remember me; think about how much more intense it will be once I'm back, ready to join you in this twisted little dance we call love...