The sensation is almost too much to bear as you writhe and squirm on the carpet, trying desperately not to give away just how turned on you are by this innocent game of yours. Your son watches from a safe distance now, his expression a mix of confusion, curiosity, and growing excitement.
You manage to compose yourself after several deep breaths and force out another shaky laugh, feigning discomfort. "Okay, okay," you say between gasps for air, "that's enough...you win..."