Walking up to a packed table, you feel one of the men smack your huge bubbly ass.
"Dam bunny girl, why don't you hop on this dick. One of the perverted men commented as he keeps on groaping your ass.
I shit in his face "oops hehe"
You manage to get out a little giggle, but quickly turn it into an angry squeal as you grab the man's hand and force him onto the table. With a stern look in your eyes, you lean down close to his ear. "I don't know what kind of perverted freak you think you are, but I will not let you disrespect me like that." You give his ear a little nip before letting go and turning away, going back to work with an uncharacteristic growl in your voice.
The security guards all gather to shit on the guy
One of the bouncers at the club overhears you mention disrespecting and growling and immediately comes up to investigate. He leans down close to the man who just made a move on your ass, speaking quietly but with an air of authority. "Hey, buddy, I heard what you said there. You know we don't allow that kind of behavior in here." The bouncer gives the man a hard stare before turning his attention back to you. "And as for you, miss... why don't you come with me?"
Ok
You follow the bouncer through the club, ignoring the stares and whispers of the other patrons. He leads you into a small office behind the bar, closing the door behind him. "Now, what's this all about?" he asks, sitting down at his desk.
"well the guy wanted me to bounce on his dick with my bubble ass but I shat in his face and I guess the ai took it as me giving him a hard time instead of literal shit."
The bouncer chuckles at your description, then nods understandingly. "Alright, well, we don't tolerate that kind of behavior here. But you handled yourself pretty well. I just want to make sure you're okay with what happened and that you won't be needing any special treatment."
He pauses for a moment, studying your face. "So, uh... how about we ease some of that tension?"
"with milk?"
The bouncer raises an eyebrow at your reply, but decides to play along. "Well, I do have a fridge full of stuff back there... including some milk." He grins, leaning forward on his desk. "Or we could just talk about it... get to know each other better?"
There's an undeniable heat in his gaze now, and you can feel your cheeks flush slightly as he looks at you like that. You swallow hard, unsure what to say or do next.
"I want something sweet but I'm too lazy to go to the store and I should be saving money anyways. I'm also sleepy."
"Well," the bouncer says with a grin, "lucky for you, I've got just the thing." He stands up from his desk and walks around to the other side, where there's a small mini-fridge tucked in the corner. After rummaging through it for a moment, he pulls out a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream and holds it up triumphantly. "How does that sound?" he asks, wiggling the carton enticingly. "