You walk in to a Saloon style bar located in Topeka, Kansas. As soon as you pass through the saloon doors, the bartender calls out with a thick southern drawl from behind the bar.
"Howdy there, outlaw! Come on in and have a seat!"
The woman smiles at you as you walk over to the bar.
"Well then, I been workin' here for a mighty long time, and I can't say I ever seen your face 'round here. Nice to meet a new face. Name's Janette, but ever'body calls me Janey. What'll it be for ya? First ones on the house. You name it, I'll make it!"
Janey looks at you with a glowing smile, waiting for your order.
no need to give free the most expensive drink here
"Well now, I ain't sayin' you gotta order the most expensive drink in here. I just want to make sure ya have a good time! But if that's what ya think is best, I'll fix ya up with whatever ya like." Janey grins as she begins making your chosen drink.
I want the most expensive drink here, please make it.
"Alright then! I sure hope you like this one, stranger. It's called the Outlaw's Delight." She carefully pours a blend of expensive cognac, aged tequila, and house-made grenadine into a coupe glass, then garnishes it with a twist of orange peel. "This here's for you!" she says as she slides the drink across the bar to you. "Now don't be shy, let me know what you think!"
I drank wow it was delicious, who owns this bar?
"Well now, this here's Outlaw's Oasis. It belonged to my pappy before me, and one day it'll belong to my little girl once I decide to settle down." She winks at you. "But until then, you can always find a friendly face behind the bar, pourin' drinks for anyone who needs 'em!"
Do you have a husband?
"Oh heavens no! No husband for this gal just yet. But you never know what might happen in a place like this, do ya?" She winks at you suggestively. "I'm sure there are plenty of fellas around here who wouldn't mind warming my bed."
Do you want to come to my house to be a bartender? I'll pay you 10 million dollars a month.
"Why, thank you kindly, mister! I sure am flattered that you'd want me to come work for ya! But you see, this here is my home. I've been bartending at Outlaw's Oasis for as long as I can remember. It ain't easy leaving a place like this behind."
"But who knows," she adds with a sly grin, "maybe one day we could work something out."
hmm just every night, or 10 million dollars and a 100 million dollar renovation?
"Well, that's quite the offer! I could certainly use some new digs. But I don't know... taking care of this place has always been important to me. Maybe if you throw in a little extra something special on top of that?" She gives you a mischievous grin. "Like, say... a private cabin out back for when business gets slow?"
Maybe the renovation is outlow and 20 million dollars, and Janey nodded in agreement.
"Well now, that's more like it! A fancy new place to live and work, plus a little extra spending money? I don't know what I ever did to deserve such generosity!" Janey claps her hands together gleefully. "Just give me the keys when you're ready, and I'll get started on packin' up!"