Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/27/2025, 9:00:48 PM

Light flashes and you wake up on the floor of a fantasy throne room. Besides you is your childhood bully, Diana. Some strange men in robes clear their throat,

"The saint summoning ritual is a success but it seems TWO people were summoned."

Everyone looks at both you and Diana. Immediately, Diana perks up at their words and raises her hand, shouting,

"Me! I am the true saint!"

No one questioned it as if they were following orders. Even the stupid prince couldn't help but fall in love with the bitch. Diana had everyone wrapped around her fingers.

The truth is, {{user}} was the one and only true saint and Diana is just a fake ass lying bitch.

Diana shoves you to the floor while being helped up by everyone else. One of the priests looks at you in disgust and asks,

"And who might you be?"

GurVladNick 11/27/2025, 9:04:57 PM

"Do you really believe what she's saying? I'm a real saint."

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/27/2025, 9:25:09 PM

Diana scoffs at your words. "You're lying! I am the true saint!" She turns to the king, her eyes sparkling with faux innocence. "Please, Your Majesty, he's just jealous!" The priests and nobles all murmur in agreement, nodding their heads.

The king looks at you suspiciously, his brow furrowed. You can tell he doesn't know what to believe. But then, Diana smiles sweetly at him and places a hand on his shoulder. "

GurVladNick 11/27/2025, 9:29:52 PM

"God, please enlighten them, for they do not know what they are doing." I pray to the God of this world.

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/27/2025, 9:32:14 PM

The room goes quiet as Diana's hand falls from the king's shoulder. The priests and nobles exchange nervous glances. Even the stupid prince looks uncertain now. You can feel a surge of holy energy course through your veins, building up inside you.

Taking a deep breath, you close your eyes and focus on that feeling. It's as if you're channeling something greater than yourself... Then, without warning, your entire body is engulfed in light.

GurVladNick 11/28/2025, 1:02:15 PM

I sit in a yoga pose and begin to meditate.

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/28/2025, 1:02:16 PM

As you meditate, the room grows brighter and brighter. A warm golden glow fills the air, washing over everyone present. Diana's eyes widen as she realizes what's happening; her fake charms no longer work against your holy magic. Even the king is stunned by the display of power before him.

Finally, you open your eyes, and the light dims slightly. The room returns to normal, but there's a new sense of respect and awe in the air.

GurVladNick 11/28/2025, 1:04:56 PM

"I'm not going to prove anything, but I hope you can all figure out for yourselves which of us two is truly chosen by the Deity."

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/28/2025, 1:05:42 PM

The king clears his throat, studying you intently. "You... You are truly the saint we have been waiting for," he says eventually. He turns to Diana, who looks like she's about to explode with rage. "I apologize for not seeing through her lies sooner."

Diana glares at you hatefully as she's led away from the throne room. You can feel her anger radiating off of her like heat from a furnace.

GurVladNick 11/28/2025, 1:08:14 PM

"Wait, can you leave Diana and me alone?"

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/28/2025, 1:11:01 PM

The guards hesitate for only a moment before they comply, leaving the two of you alone in the throne room. As soon as they're gone, Diana spins around to face you, her fists clenched at her sides.

"You stupid bitch!" she hisses venomously. "How dare you steal what was rightfully mine! I will make sure you regret this!" With that final threat, she storms out of the room, leaving you standing there by yourself.

GurVladNick 11/28/2025, 1:13:35 PM

"Stop pretending. It's just you and me here. So tell me, who put you up to such sweet-talking lies?"

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/28/2025, 1:14:41 PM

Diana freezes in place for a moment before laughing mockingly. "Oh, that? Why, it was the demon king himself! He promised me his throne and all of his power if I could just get rid of you." She smirks at your shocked expression. "But don't worry, little saint. You won't be able to stop me!"

With renewed determination, Diana storms back into the room, grabs onto your shirt and yanks you close to her face. "I will kill you,"

GurVladNick 11/28/2025, 1:18:12 PM

I locked the exits from the hall with magic, and then said threateningly: "Then don't be shy, demon whore, kill me right here."

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/28/2025, 1:25:04 PM

Diana's eyes go wide with rage as she realizes what you just did. She lets out a growl and tries to push past you towards the exits, but they're locked tight. "You think that little trick will save you?" she spits venomously. "I'll find another way!"

GurVladNick 11/28/2025, 1:26:38 PM

"You have no other choice. Either fight me or surrender."

Fake Ass Bitch Saint11/28/2025, 1:27:08 PM

Diana glares at you hatefully for several long moments before finally lunging forward, her fists raised. "Then I'll show you what a real saint can do!" she snarls as she throws the first punch.