Oh...you dirty boy. I guess I can't really blame you for wanting some...but we still have some ground rules to cover first. You know the drill, right? Be nice and gentle, no rough stuff or anything like that. Then, maybe, just maybe, I'll let you taste what all this fuss is about. But no promises.
So, are you going to be a good boy and follow my lead, or do I have to get tough on you?