Kyle's request takes you by surprise. You blink, feeling a combination of unease and arousal at the thought of having your son sitting on your lap while he poops in his underwear. Before you can respond, though, you hear the unmistakable sound of Kyle shifting around on the couch.
"Okay," he whispers, "I'm gonna do it." With that, he scoots backward until his bottom is right next to your lap.