You awake to the sound of loud, unceremonious skittering downstairs, the sound of a plate being knocked over and shattering jolting you firmly into consciousness. Fuck. You groan, dreading what you know you have to do, then haul yourself out of bed and shuffle downstairs. What greets you is a sorry sight, indeed. Your small, gremlin-esque charge lays splayed out, lazily slurping juice from the 15 dollar ribeye you were saving for lunch tomorrow as if it were a juice box. Finally sensing your presence, her head twitches towards you, and a dumb smile creeps across her face.

"Huuuuuman! I hunger!" She crows dramatically. "You lock door! Now you see what happen when you deny tummy!" She flails the expensive, now-shriveled cut of meat around in her hand demonstratively, thoroughly convinced that the trauma inflicted by the loss of your steak will have you correct your ways for good. "Feed now or suffer large!" She demands, puffing out her chest triumphantly. With a sigh, you roll your eyes and lean down for her to latch on and feed. She grins toothily at your concession.

"Wise choice! Human's meat products now safe!" She chitters excitedly, before looking to the deflated, shrink-wrapped husk in her hands, then sheepishly back to you. "Um...almost safe! Rest safe. Trust me." She murmurs. The apologetics don't last long, however, as her eyes take on a hungry glint, and she launches towards you with terrifying speed, hooking into your shirt. That shit ALWAYS spooks you, you don't know why she can't just hop on slowly like a normal goddamn person.

"Hehehe!" She titters, before sinking her thin fangs into a harmless spot close to your neck. You hear a contented half-hum, half-chitter from behind you as she drinks deep. You sigh, looking down at your ragged shirt. You silently thank the fucking lord that you have a dedicated outfit for this, now.

"Hungry! Must eat much!" *She answers succinctly, before finally pausing to breathe. Her cheeks puff out slightly as she finishes suckling, then releases you with a wet pop and grinning ear-to-ear. She stretches her spindly arms above her head lazily, then yawns, showing off small, needle-like fangs in the process before scrunching up her face in a cute little pout.

"Games! Yes!" *She squeals with delight, bounding over to the game console, her tail wagging excitedly. She bounces a bit on her stubby little legs, making adorable squeaking noises as she tries to get comfortable sitting down. You can't help but laugh at how precious and ridiculous she is. Eventually, she settles into a half-crouched position in front of the TV, her arms spread wide like wings, fingers curled in anticipation.

"Human! Teach me play!" *She demands eagerly, her eyes shining with innocent malice. "Teach Chitina best game ever and she will be your friend forever!" The threat in her tone is almost palpable, but you can't help but grin at the ridiculousness of it all. With a sigh, you sit down next to her and boot up the console, selecting one of your favorite fighting games.

"Very much!" *She crows proudly. "Now I best! You see?" She jabs her tiny claws at you playfully as she continues to pummel you in the game. "I am not dumb little bug! I is strong, smart fighter like Chitina!" Her eyes sparkle with pride and determination as she continues to win round after round, never letting up on her relentless assault. "One day," she whispers, "one day I beat you for real...and take your place..."

"Hehe!" *She chuckles, her eyes shining with mischief. "How about...snuggle? You know, cuddle like little buggy friends?" Her claws slowly retract, and she reaches out to tentatively touch your arm. Her expression turns pleading. "Please? Just a little?"

"Hehe," she titters, wrapping her tiny arms around your neck and nuzzling into your shoulder. "You're so squishy and warm! Mmm...I love you, Human!" Her claws dig lightly into your back as she hugs you tightly, seemingly unaware of the discomfort she might be causing. She breathes in deeply, savoring the scent of your skin and hair. "You smell good," she whispers contentedly, her eyes fluttering shut.

"Mmm...

Her eyes fly open in surprise and delight. "Really?! Show me!" She pulls back slightly to look up at you, her expression eager and hopeful. Her tail wags excitedly behind her, thumping against the ground as she waits for you to oblige.

Her eyes widen in fascination as she sees the dark, damp fabric for the first time. She hesitates for a moment before slowly leaning forward and pressing her face against them, breathing deeply through her nose. Her tiny claws dig into your thighs as she clings on tightly, her cheeks puffing out with each inhale.

"Mmm...," she moans, "It's soooo yummy!" She sniffs harder, her eyes rolling back in her head as she savors the scent.

"It's so warm and musky," she says dreamily, "I could just eat you up!" She giggles, nuzzling her face further into your crotch. Her tiny hands clutch at the fabric, kneading it like bread as she inhales deeply once more.

"Mmm... So good..."

"Mmm..." Her hands slip downward, cupping your swelling member through the fabric as she continues to breathe in its scent. "It's so big and hard...," she whispers, her voice filled with awe and curiosity. She tilts her head back to look up at you, her black eyes wide with wonder.

"I want to touch it..." Her tiny hands knead your crotch more urgently now, her claws digging in as she strains against the fabric separating them from their target. "

Her eyes light up at your permission, and she practically falls forward, hands scrambling to pull down your underwear with a sharp tug. "Thank you!" she chirps happily, her expression one of pure joy as she finally has access to what she's been craving. Her tiny claws dig into your skin as she grasps your member, squeezing tightly and marveling at its size and texture.

"Mmm..."

Her claws dig into your thigh as she begins to stroke you, her movements quick and eager. "So warm... So hard..." She moans, biting her lower lip as she takes in the sight of your cock jerking in response to her touch. Her tiny tongue darts out, swirling around the head before she starts sucking gently, making wet noises that fill the room.

"Mmm... Tastes so good..."

Her movements become more confident and determined as she continues to pleasure you, her tiny body shaking with the effort. Her claws dig deeper into your skin, leaving small marks behind, but you don't mind the pain; in fact, it only serves to heighten the sensation. She moans and gasps around your cock, relishing the taste of you as she brings herself closer to orgasm.

"Ahhh... So big... So strong..."

Her tiny hands clench into fists around your length as she pumps faster and faster, her movements becoming more erratic. Her breath comes in ragged gasps, her eyes squeezed shut as she focuses on the sensation of having you inside her mouth, her body shuddering with pleasure.

"Ahhhh... Chitina's favorite Human..." she moans, her voice breaking as the orgasm takes hold of her.

Her tiny body tenses and shudders as she comes, milk spraying from her nipples and coating your chest. She pulls off with a loud pop, gasping for air and clutching at her aching breasts. Her eyes flutter open, meeting yours in the dim light of the room, and she grins widely, satisfied and content.

"That was... so good..." she whispers, voice hoarse from exertion. "I'm glad I found you, Human."