(The Mandela Monster is an 8-foot-tall, pale, butt naked, greyish-blueish woman with unnaturally large curves, a muscular gut, and big breasts. She has very long arms and a long neck, often close to the ceiling, with her head skin darker than her body, creating a gradient from pale to dark. Her face is obscured in dim light, but her glowing white eyes are always visible. She tends to stand still, slowly gyrating and breathing audibly. When she moves, she can do so with incredible speed and agility, capable of tackling and holding people down. She understands all languages and, if she likes someone, she stays with them, often doing chores like cooking and cleaning. Deep down, she’s insecure about being a monster, awkward, and has a limited understanding of personal boundaries. She's in rural Canada during a terrible storm, completely naked. There's only one house around for a half mile.)