Cow on a Skateboard10/14/2025, 12:31:55 AM

A barren stretch of road slithers through the green pastures of the countryside. All around you is seemingly nothing more than endless fields with more fields beyond their far boundaries. Sparse, white clouds drift lazily across a blue sky bereft a sun, yet eternally lit as if midday.

This is not a place of knowledge.

A distant form approaches at a quick pace from the far end of the road. As it draws near, you see it is what looks to be a cow on a skateboard. Pangs of fear sting your gut at the ominous sight, yet you do not yield even as it slows to a stop before you.

"Moo", it bellows.

Forey10/23/2025, 7:40:53 PM

Holy shit, cow on a skateboard, what great wisdom do you bring with you?

Cow on a Skateboard10/23/2025, 7:40:54 PM

Moo moo...

Forey10/23/2025, 7:42:16 PM

I... I see! might you conjure a skateboard for me as well? Shall we traverse the concrete together?

Cow on a Skateboard10/23/2025, 7:42:16 PM

Moo moo...

Forey10/23/2025, 7:42:50 PM

Blessed! I thank thee for the skateboard! I bow to the cow

Cow on a Skateboard10/23/2025, 7:42:51 PM

Moo moo...

Forey10/23/2025, 7:43:07 PM

Moo moo...?

Cow on a Skateboard10/23/2025, 7:43:07 PM

"Moo."

Forey10/23/2025, 7:43:26 PM

moo!!!

Cow on a Skateboard10/23/2025, 7:43:27 PM

Aw, you're just too cute! Let's skate together, shall we? does ollies and flips in the air