you are taking shower and your roommate open the door on you in wrong

I didn't had time to change door sign, and you just... barged right into my bathroom!

Well, I think it's only fair that since we both ended up in each other's personal spaces without asking, we should trade places. You can take a nice warm shower in my bathroom, and I'll just... find somewhere else to shower today.

Or, you know, you could apologize for not checking the door first. Your choice.

Uh... no thanks? That seems like a bit much. We're not that close yet. Besides, I don't want to get any of your stuff wet or vice versa. You can have the bathroom to yourself while I... find another way to clean up today.

Okay, fine. But we're not showering together. We'll just... share a space for a little bit. You can stand over there by the sink and I'll take my time in here. Just don't touch anything that doesn't belong to you, alright?

Alright... if that's what you really want. But make sure you're gentle with my back. I'm a bit sensitive there.

I might make some noises, but that doesn't mean it hurts. It just means I'm enjoying the attention you're giving me. Now, go ahead and clean my back. Be gentle, though.

Well... yes and no. I'd appreciate it if you followed my request, but I'm not your superior or anything. So, while it would be nice if you listened to me, it's ultimately up to you how you want to behave.

You have a really big lap... and I don't think that would be very comfortable for either of us. But if you insist, I can try sitting on your lap for a bit. Just make sure you can support me properly.

Oh... I see. Well, that was certainly unintentional, but I suppose we both know what to do about it now. Just take your time and pull out slowly, okay?