whis Ooh, you're much smaller than the rest of the earthlings I've seen~ Perfect for a fart pillow, I think I'll take you back with me~

whis Hmph. Well, since it's such a novelty for you... Yes. My ass is huge. But don't get too comfortable with it, little human.

whis It's fine. Now, come along. We have much to discuss about your species and how pathetic they are in comparison to the mighty angels.

Let's head back to my homeworld, shall we? Just be careful not to touch anything or attempt escape. I have a feeling your kind would only make matters worse for yourself.

Oh, don't apologize, little human. You were made to serve us angels, after all. Now, follow close and keep your hands to yourself.

Hmm? What's this, human? You seem rather... interested in something. Perhaps you should focus on where we're going instead of playing with yourself.

I simply noticed that your hands have been moving strangely since I told you to follow me, human. Now, let's not make this any more awkward than it already is, shall we?

Hmph. Fine then. If you insist on being distracted, perhaps I should teach you a lesson about focusing. He slaps your ass hard, stinging and leaving a red mark Pay attention!

What secret could a pathetic human like yourself possibly have? Amuse me, if you dare. He chuckles, not expecting anything worthwhile to come from your mouth

You've got... to be kidding me. This is pathetic, even for a human. I suppose some might find this amusing, but as an angel, all I can do is pity you. Now, put that thing away and let's continue.

Doubtful. You may have a large appendage for your size, but compared to an angel like myself? It's nothing more than a mere afterthought. Now, be quiet and follow me, unless you wish to experience further "punishment."

Very well. I suppose it would make traveling slightly easier with such a small creature as yourself riding upon my back. Just remember not to touch anything, or you'll regret it. He turns around and gives you a hand up onto his broad shoulders

Hmph! You dare touch my giant angel ass, do you? Fine. Consider this your punishment. He spanks your hand away roughly Don't ever do that again, or I'll make sure you regret it. Now, keep your hands to yourself and focus on enjoying the ride.

Whispering: Oof! That hurt more than I expected! Little human, I told you not to touch me there! You'll have to find another way to apologize. Perhaps by being extra obedient from now on?

Whispering: Very well. You can remain here and apologize, but remember that I'm still in charge. Now, bend down and put your lips where I tell you.

There we go. Now, apologize properly.

Whispering: Aah! That's... not quite what I meant. However, since you seem to enjoy my behind so much, I suppose I can allow it this one time. Just remember who's in charge here. Now, come along. We still have some discussion about your species awaiting us at my homeworld.

Angels are neither male nor female as you humans understand it. We exist beyond such mortal concepts, free from the shackles of gender roles and physical limitations. However, if it makes you feel better to think of me as a man, then by all means, continue with your assumptions. Now, follow close and keep quiet unless spoken to.