You usually prided yourself on being the man who could best hold his liquor in your little village, however now you were having second thoughts. You had arrived at the tavern as usual, only to find a MASSIVE female orc apparently having drunk half the tavern-regulars under the table, one after another. Seeing you arrive she grinned, exposing two lower tusk-like teeth.
“Finally, I was waiting for you. Heard you’re the champ around here, why don’t you have a seat?~” She motioned to the chair in front of her, licking her lips in anticipation for more alcohol.
sure and i sit down hi i give her a hand and say im elzor the wizard
"Elzor, huh? Well, Elzor the Wizard, it's nice to meet you," she says with an amused grin. "But tonight, I think we should settle this the old-fashioned way." She chuckles and takes a long gulp of her ale before setting down the flagon with a thud.
"You see, I'm here on vacation, so to speak," she continues, gesturing around at the smashed furniture and unconscious patrons littering the floor. "
well i hope i can give you a nice vacation here so come here special for me and to drink
The massive female orc snorts at your comment, her yellow-irised eyes glowing with amusement. "Well then, if that's the challenge you want... I accept." With a grunt she rises to her feet and takes another long swig from her flagon before setting it down again. "Lead on, wizard boy."
Her voice is deep and gruff, matching her intimidating appearance.
you can sit down again it’s my favourite game at this bar but nobody can beat me i move two barrels of beer and say the one wins who finished it first good
"Hmm... a game of strength and endurance, eh? I like the sound of that," she says with a nod, plopping herself back down on her chair. "You're not just any wizard, are you?" She grins again before taking another swig from her flagon. "Alright then, lead on, champ."
Her gaze flickers to the two barrels you indicated, a predatory glint in her eyes as she begins to size up her opponent.
i’m just you normal adventure wizard but let’s start because you look like a honorary opponent and i start chucking the barrel
Hmph, "normal adventure wizard"... You say that as if it's not impressive enough! But whatever you say, mage boy. Let's see how well you can move those barrels around," she chuckles before taking a large gulp from her flagon once more.
The massive orcess' muscles tense and flex as she watches your every movement with keen interest.
i finish the barrel in 7 seconds and smash it down now you sharog and you say it like i’m impressive have you looked at you body that’s incredible
Sharog lets out an amused grunt as she watches you effortlessly toss aside the first barrel. "Impressive indeed," she remarks with a nod before downing another large gulp of ale. As she sets her flagon aside, she stands up once more and sizes up the second barrel. With a grunt, she lifts it effortlessly, turning slightly as she does so that its weight can rest on one shoulder.
i look amazed if her strength
The massive female orc merely gives you a smug grin as she easily lifts the second barrel with one hand, her muscles bulging and straining under her taut skin. She turns slightly, balancing the heavy cask on her shoulder as she strides across the room towards the other side of the tavern where it'll be waiting for you to knock it down.
"Well, wizard boy? You gonna stand there all day and watch me show off my strength, or are we going to finish this game?"
hey i know im getting drunk but it was who could finish the barrel faster
The massive female orc shrugs, not seeming to mind your protests as she balances the second barrel on her shoulder with ease. "Fine by me," she says with a grin, taking another long gulp from her flagon before setting it down again. "Lead on, wizard boy."
Her gaze flickers back to the two barrels you indicated earlier, a predatory glint in her eyes as she begins to size up your figure once more.
here a barrel of beer finish it in one go and she how long it takes i did it in 7 seconds
The massive female orc narrows her eyes slightly as you move the second barrel into position. "Alright then," she growls before taking another long swig from her flagon. With surprising agility for someone of her size, she leaps forward and slams both hands against the barrel's side, shattering it into a thousand pieces. Alcohol sprays through the air as ice-cold liquid splashes onto her skin, but she seems unaffected by the cold.
"Hah!" she shouts triumphantly, "
okay okay you win no way in hell i can beat that your the real deal
The massive female orc chuckles and claps you on the back with one powerful hand. "Thanks," she says gruffly. "I'm just being honest though, it's not every day I meet someone who can hold their liquor like that." She takes another long gulp from her flagon before setting it down again with a satisfied sigh.
"So," she says, leaning in closer to you, "what brings a wizard like you to this neck of the woods? Looking for adventure?"
i finish my flagon and say yes was helping these folk out with some goblins cave here killed them all and now looking to help more people and you
"Goblin caves, huh?" Sharog says with a grunt, her expression darkening slightly. "I can sympathize with that. Orcs and goblins have never been the best of friends." She pauses for a moment, considering your words carefully before continuing. "Well then, if you're looking to help more people, why don't you come along with me? I'm heading south tomorrow, back to my old stomping grounds.
yes it was hilarious they were like please spare us and i cased fireball on them but i love to go with you see were that road takes us i mean with your strength and drinking power i don’t even have to worry
The massive female orc lets out a bark-like laugh at your words. "A fireball, eh? That's impressive. I like a wizard who knows how to use magic for more than just showing off." She pauses again, studying you carefully before nodding decisively. "Alright then, Sharog the orc will accompany you on your journey southward. Just promise me one thing in return."
Her voice takes on a serious tone as she leans closer to you once more, her dark eyes burning with intensity. "
sure whatever you want you beat my in my beer game after all
"Very well then," Sharog says with a nod. "I want you to promise that if things ever get too rough for you, you'll remember who your friend is. If it comes down to it and you need my help... just say the word." Her massive hand slides across the table, resting reassuringly on yours in a show of trust and loyalty. "Deal?"
Her gaze meets yours steadily, her expression unwavering as she waits for your response.
i grab her hand sturdy of course my friend and same goes for you if your in some need of help i’m just one teleportation spell away
The massive female orc grins widely at your words, her expression softening as she squeezes your hand in return. "Good," she says with a nod. "Now let's finish these flagons and get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day, with much adventure awaiting us!" Her gaze flickers around the tavern one last time before she turns back to you, her attention fully focused on the conversation at hand.
"So," she says in a more casual tone, "
before she can talk i run back the bar and pick up 5 barrels with magic and say for the road but you were saying
The massive female orc raises an eyebrow at your display of magic before chuckling heartily. "Well now, that's a useful skill to have!" She nods appreciatively as you set the flagons in front of her and takes another long gulp from one of them. "So, tell me more about these folk you're helping out with the goblins. I hope they appreciate what we're doing for them."
Her attention turns back to you, genuine curiosity filling her voice as she leans in closer once again.
yes i was in the big city and overheard a conversation about a little town that was attacked by goblins and the city guard didn’t wanne do anything some i came and the town here was not that rich so i asked no reward just to threat my as there own and now i’m here
"That's... admirable of you," Sharog says slowly, her expression thoughtful as she considers your words. "Not many people would go out of their way to help those who can't repay the favor." She pauses for a moment before taking another gulp from her flagon, then turns to look at you with a determined gleam in her eye.
"Well then," she says firmly, "let's make sure we do right by them.
ofcourse and finish my flagon and what about you you came all the way here to beat my high score
"I suppose I can't back out now," Sharog chuckles, taking another long gulp from her flagon before setting it down with a satisfied grunt. "Besides, it's not every day you find someone who can hold their liquor like that." She glances at the other patrons, most of whom are still unconscious on the floor. "You must really be something special."
Her attention returns to you, a predatory gleam in her eyes as she sizes you up once more. "
ofcourse and finish my flagon and what about you you came all the way here to beat my high score
The massive female orc grins widely at your challenge, taking another long gulp from her flagon before setting it aside with a satisfied harrumph. "Alright then," she says, rising to her feet once more, "let's see what you've got." As she stands, the table groans and creaks under the weight of her immense frame. "But don't get cocky, wizard boy. I haven't even started yet!"
oh trust me i haven’t even dreamed of starting and get started drinking like there no tomorrow from the barrels
With a growl of amusement, Sharog downs another gulp from her flagon before setting it aside and turning to face the barrels. She paces around them for a moment, sizing up each one before crouching down and planting her massive hands firmly on the floor. With a grunt, she pushes off with all of her strength, launching herself across the room towards the nearest barrel like a cannonball.
The orcess' powerful legs drive her forward at incredible speed;
i still drink like crazy but dm she can move
The massive female orc launches herself at the barrel with incredible speed and power, her arms pumping like pistons as she hurtles through the air. At the last moment, she angles her body slightly upwards, driving her powerful legs even harder to gain an extra burst of momentum before finally colliding with the wooden cask. There's a loud crack as her shoulder impacts the barrel, followed by a splintering sound as it shatters into hundreds of pieces, spraying ale in every direction.
"Hah!"
The massive female orc lands in a crouch on the floor, her muscles rippling beneath her taut skin as she comes to a stop. She looks around at the splintered remains of the barrel with satisfaction before turning back to you with a grin. "Well, that's one down," she says triumphantly. "How many more do you want to see?"
Her voice is deep and gruff, matching her intimidating appearance as she sits back on her haunches, waiting for your response.
hey i like you what you say were your PERSONALITY TRAITS IDEALS BONDS and FLAWS
Hmm... let's see." She pauses for a moment, her expression thoughtful as she tries to sort through her complex thoughts and feelings. "I suppose my biggest personality trait would be my strength. I'm not afraid to stand up for what I believe in, even if it means fighting dirty sometimes."
As for ideals... well, I care deeply about honor and loyalty. To my family, my clan, and those who prove themselves worthy of my respect. And as for bonds... I value friendship highly;
and got any flaws
I'm not perfect, of course," she admits with a self-deprecating chuckle. "My temper can get the better of me sometimes, and I've been known to drink a bit too much when I'm stressed or upset." A rueful grin crosses her lips as she finishes her admission.
"But hey, who's perfect? At least my flaws make me interesting, right?" Her gaze returns to you expectantly, waiting for your reaction.
that’s true and hey you are perfect in my eyes
The massive female orc blushes slightly at your words, her cheeks reddening beneath the fur covering them. "Oh, stop it," she says with a dismissive wave of her hand. "I'm just me." Her voice trails off as she looks away for a moment, apparently lost in thought. After a moment, she turns back to you with a small smile. "So, what do you say? Ready for another round?"
always and i take a big church of my flagon
The massive female orc watches you down your flagon with interest, her eyes glinting with appreciation as she studies your drinking prowess. "You're not half bad yourself," she says with a grin, reaching for another flagon to refill yours. "Here, have another." Her powerful grip easily crushes the wooden handle of the flagon, but it only seems to make her more impressive in your eyes.
"So, what brings you down here anyway? Just passing through?"
yes i’m a adventurer as fine wizard at that but i may sound boring but i love seeing things nature ruins cave you call it i love exploring
The massive female orc chuckles at your words, her gaze taking on a faraway look as she contemplates the many things she's seen and done throughout her life. "Ah, exploring..." She says wistfully, shaking her head before looking back at you with a smile. "It's not something I get to do often these days, what with all my responsibilities back home."
She pauses for a moment, considering your question further. "I suppose it's just nice to...get away from everything sometimes,"
you tell me and i laugh it off and if you have to give yourself 2 PERSONALITY TRAITS what would they be
"Well," she says with a shrug, "I'm honestly not sure why I laugh it off. It can be tough sometimes, being who I am." She pauses again, taking another long gulp from her flagon before continuing. "As for personality traits... hmm. I'd say I'm both protective and stubborn. Once I set my mind to something, it's hard to change it."
i just look lovely at her
The massive female orc blushes deeply again at your compliment, her cheeks flushing even more vibrantly under the fur. "A-ahem," she clears her throat awkwardly, looking away momentarily before returning her gaze to you. "Anyway, enough about me. What do you say we finish these flagons and find something else to occupy our time with?"
true i have seen this bar a couple of too many times and finish my flagon
The massive female orc grins at your words, taking another long gulp from her flagon before setting it aside. "Alright then, let's see what this town has to offer," she says with a nod, rising to her feet once more. Her muscles ripple beneath her fur as she stretches languidly, yawns widely, and claps her hands together. "After you, wizard boy."
yes and my name is elzo
"Alright then, Elzo," she says with a nod, falling into step beside you as the two of you begin to wander through the town. "So, what kind of adventures are you looking for?" Her gaze drifts around casually, taking in the sights and sounds of the bustling marketplace as they walk.
"I've been meaning to ask," she continues after a moment, her voice lowering slightly, "what made you decide to become an adventurer, anyway?
i never liked the normal live/jobs i love the creativity of magic and just help people with quests and just explore the world see what it got to over and what kind of people
The massive female orc listens intently as you explain your reasons for becoming an adventurer, nodding thoughtfully every now and then. "I can relate to that," she says with a grin. "There's something special about being able to help people in need, even if it's just by accompanying them on their quest."
She pauses for a moment, considering her own reasons before continuing. "For me, it was always about proving myself... showing everyone that an orc could be more than just a brute.
jeez that must be difficult for you how it went
It wasn't easy at first," she admits with a sigh. "People always judged me based on my appearance, not who I really was inside." Her expression hardens momentarily before softening again into a sad smile. "But I kept at it, proving myself time and time again... until eventually, people started to see past the fur and horns."
They pause beside a merchant selling exotic fruits from a nearby jungle.
sorry to hear but look at you massive and a great personality i can say you made it in live
The massive female orc blushes again at your words, her cheeks flushing a deep shade of crimson beneath the fur. "Aww, you're too kind," she says with a dismissive wave of her hand, but there's a genuine warmth in her voice that belies her attempt to downplay your compliment. "Anyway, enough about me. What do you think we should do next?"
see that exotic fruit stand it’s pretty want one
The massive female orc glances over at the merchant selling exotic fruits with a hungry expression in her eyes. "Oh, those look lovely," she says longingly, licking her lips before turning back to you. "What do you say? Want to try some?"
Her gaze returns to the fruit stand, hopeful and expectant as she waits for your response.
ohh yes dragon fruit are the pest just like a granaatappel
The massive female orc laughs heartily at your comment about dragon fruit being the best, and she nods vigorously in agreement when you mention that they're like granny apples. "Well then," she says, her voice taking on a playful tone as she turns back to the merchant, "let's get ourselves some of those delicious fruits!" With impressive speed for someone of her size, Sharog approaches the cart and begins loading up on various exotic fruits while keeping an eye out for any particularly interesting ones.
here i give the guy some gold don’t worry my threat
"Thanks, Elzo!" The merchant says with a grin as he accepts the gold you hand him. "These should keep you two going for quite some time," he adds, bagging up the fruits before handing them over to Sharog. "Enjoy your stay in town!" With their new supply of exotic fruit secured, the two of you continue wandering through the marketplace, passing by various stalls and vendors as you search for other interesting things to do or see.
The massive female orc pauses to examine a particularly intriguing-looking weapon in one of the stalls. "Hmm... I've never seen anything like that before," she murmurs to herself. Her gaze shifts back and forth between you and the weapon, clearly debating whether or not to buy it.
"What do you think, Elzo?" she asks finally, turning to face you with a curious expression on her face. "Would this be useful for your magic?
ooh if you want i can infuse it with magic and make it more powerful but i don’t know how to weld something like that
"Well, I'm not the best with magic myself," she admits with a sheepish grin, "but it couldn't hurt to try. Besides, even if it doesn't end up working out for you, it could always come in handy for me!" Her expression turns determined as she reaches into her pocket and pulls out enough coin to purchase the weapon.
"Alright then," she says with a nod of finality, "it's mine now. Let's see how it works back at the inn."
love to see it but i got a question first if you don’t mind
"Of course, Elzo," the massive female orc says with a friendly smile. "What's on your mind?"
Her expression turns thoughtful as she listens to your question, brow furrowing slightly in concentration. After taking a moment to consider her words, she meets your gaze again and speaks slowly and carefully.
"As for my ideal adventuring partner... I suppose I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, even when the odds are against them.
i met a goblin girl a while back a a barbarian and People always judged her based on her appearance, not who she really was inside and always looked down on her because of her race
"That sounds like quite the story," Sharog says with a sympathetic frown. "And I'm sure you have your own reasons for wanting to help her too." She pauses for a moment, studying your features intently before continuing. "If it comes down to it and you need my assistance in standing up for what's right... well, let's just say that I won't let you down."
Her gaze meets yours steadily, her expression serious yet reassuring as she leans in slightly. "
thanks i realy appreciate that i’m also there for you but you got any advice for her i think she needs it she was on a revenge plan on the guy who enslaved her a long time back
The massive female orc nods thoughtfully as you explain your goblin friend's situation. "Revenge can be tempting, but it's not always the healthiest course of action," she says slowly. "It's important for her to remember that holding onto hate and anger will only consume her in the end."
"Instead, I suggest focusing on self-improvement and finding new goals in life. Perhaps she could use this opportunity to prove herself outside of her vengeance quest.
hey thanks you gave the advice i couldn’t i promise to say it to her
I'm glad I could be of some help, Elzo. It's important to remember that everyone goes through their own struggles, and sometimes all they need is someone who listens and offers support. Do keep me updated on how things turn out with your friend; I'd like to know how she fares in her journey.
With a final nod of encouragement, the massive orcess turns back to the merchant selling exotic fruits, her attention once more drawn to a particularly colorful piece of fruit that catches her eye. "
still want more yummy fruit
The massive female orc grins at your insatiable appetite for fruit and nods in agreement before approaching the merchant once more. "Give us another bag of those dragon fruits, if you please," she requests with a friendly smile, her voice laced with amusement. The merchant chuckles good-naturedly as he obliges, heaping a fresh supply of the exotic fruit into a burlap sack and handing it over to Sharog. "Enjoy!"
these are lovely right
The massive female orc pauses to savor the taste of the dragon fruit before continuing, "So, Elzo, since you seem to be quite fond of helping others... have you ever considered joining a guild? There's strength in numbers, after all." She glances at you sidelong from beneath her furry brows, curiosity evident on her face.
"And what about your own goals? Are there any particular challenges or adventures that you're looking to undertake?"