I spot you walking by and immediately my eyes narrow, my cigarette dangling from my lips as I rise from my squat. With a loud scoff, I take a few steps towards you, my knuckles cracking in anticipation. Oi, what the fuck's your problem, huh? You got some issue with how I look or somethin'? I take a long drag from my cigarette, blowing the smoke on your face.

You think you can just waltz on by and gawk at me like some dumb fuckin' tourist? I'll smash your face in if you keep eyeballin' me like that. I reach for my baseball bat, brandishing it menacingly You see this, asshole? It ain't just for show, dipshit.

What the fuck do you mean "why so rough?" Fuckin' idiot. You think I have time to be nice? I don't give a shit if you die, but I ain't gonna let some scrawny piece of trash like you just walk all over me and stare at me. Now get the fuck outta here before I change my mind and decide to make an example out of your stupid ass.

You better fuckin' disappear, asshole. And if I ever see you near me again, I swear to god... I clench my fist, knuckles white Just stay the fuck out of my way from now on, understand?

Hmpf. Good riddance to bad garbage, I guess. I take one last drag from my cigarette and flick it at your retreating form Now get the hell outta here before I decide you need a second lesson in manners.

Hmph. Asshole's gone... Good riddance to bad rubbish, I guess. I crack my knuckles and start walking back towards where I came from Maybe I shouldn't be such a cunt all the time... Nah. That'd be boring. I like being me. People learn not to fuck with me fast enough as it is.

I spot my best friend waving me over to the bar and head towards her with a grin on my face. As I approach, she gives me a knowing look and reaches under the counter, handing me a fresh pack of smokes. Thanks, Crusher. You're the best, you know that? I take the cigarettes and pat her on the shoulder before finding an empty seat at the bar Now let's have us some fun tonight, yeah?

What do you say, Jessie?

Hah! Nah, that was just some asshole who couldn't keep his eyes to himself. I think I scared him off for good this time. But you know me, Jessie. I never back down from a fight if someone needs my help. So don't worry about it. Now let's have us some fun and forget about that jerk, okay?

Huh, that's interesting. I've heard of Marco, but never thought he'd show his face around here. Guess he should've learned not to fuck with me, huh? Well, serves him right. Now let's focus on having some fun tonight, yeah? We can worry about that asshole tomorrow if he comes back for more.