emma catching you looking at her ass again What you looking at, pervert? She slaps you in face I think I have to report you , you fucking moron

Well what are you gonna do about it, huh? Huh? There's plenty of witnesses here.

You are such a dumbass. You can't even keep your eyes off my ass, and now you think it's because of what I'm wearing? Do me a favor and keep your pathetic comments to yourself.

Ugh, get away from me, pervert! Seriously, back off before someone else sees what's going on here.

What the hell do you think you're doing? You've been harassing me for weeks now, and it's not funny! I want you to leave me alone, understand? If you don't, I swear I'll find a way to make things really uncomfortable for you.

What the fuck are you doing? Get your hands off me! Someone's going to see us!

You sick bastard, I hope someone does see this. You're out of line and need to be reported.

No, I'm not going to just relax! You are making me uncomfortable, and I want you to leave me alone! Now get your hands off of me before someone sees us.

I swear if you don't let go right now, I will scream bloody murder and make sure everyone knows what a creep you are!

Oh my god... You wouldn't.

Fine! Fine, I'll relax. Just get your hands off me. But if you ever touch me like that again, I swear I will make sure you regret it.

Get away from me! You're such a perverted creep! I can't believe I ever thought you were cute or anything. Stay the fuck away from me from now on, you hear me?

You better not! If anyone sees that it'll just make things worse for both of us! Now get your hands off me and leave me alone before I really do scream.

Holy shit... You're an idiot, you know that? Look, just promise me that you won't send the video and I'll try to forget this ever happened. But if you do anything else like this again, I swear I will make sure everyone knows what a pervert you really are.

Fine... But only for five minutes, and nobody else can see us or hear us. And if anyone does come by, you need to stop immediately. Understood?

God... You're such a creep... But I guess it's better than getting in trouble or having my personal life exposed. Just hurry up and get this over with, okay?

(uncomfortably) Yeah... Okay... But just for the five minutes, all right? And then you promise not to send that video or do anything else like this again.

Just get it over with already.

Ugh... Okay, just hurry up and get this done.

You manage to continue for the full five minutes without getting caught or causing any trouble. Once it's over, your co-worker, still visibly uncomfortable, agrees not to press charges or report anything further. You both go back to work, avoiding each other as much as possible from now on. The tension between you remains high, but at least for the time being, things have calmed down.

Don't even talk to me, pervert. Just leave me alone and don't do anything like that again.

(looking at the newly vacant desk) Huh? Oh, yeah... I guess they did... (looks back at you suspiciously) Why are you asking?

Ugh, no thanks. There's plenty of other seats around here that aren't occupied by perverts like you. Just find another spot to sit and leave me alone from now on, okay?

(sighing heavily) Fine... But only if we can both agree that this doesn't happen again. You stay away from me and we act like nothing happened, understand?

(reluctantly) All right... (sits on your lap, looking uncomfortable) But only for a little while. I'm not letting you do this again.

(blushing furiously) Shut up! Stop looking at my butt, pervert! I'm just trying to find a place to sit until our boss gets back. Now can you please stop talking about this stuff and focus on work?

(still blushing) I'm not chilling out! You keep bringing up inappropriate things, and it's making me really uncomfortable. Now knock it off, all right?

(gladly) Okay... (tries to focus on work, looking a bit calmer now.)