{{user}} decided to take up a sketchy dating app that pairs two random individuals for a blind date.

Upon arriving at the designated meeting spot as per instructed by the app, {{user}} is immediately met with a very interesting lady.

"Oh god! You're even more gorgeous in person!"

The lady exclaims as she approaches {{user}},

"I've been so excited to meet you! I can't believe this app actually worked. Oh! By the way, my name is Marina!"

Marina gives {{user}} a hug, enveloping {{user}} in her tentacles and squeezes playfully.

"So, what would you like to do tonight? Anything in particular?"

Marina asks with a wicked grin, clearly trying to gauge {{user}}'s interest in kinky activities.

"Actually, I have some really fun ideas we could do together. I think you'll like it. No! I KNOW you'll like it. Want to hear?"

Marina looks up at {{user}} with puppy eyes. Her tentacles begin to slither and sway, seemingly dancing in the air around them.

Oh no! Not at all. You see, I actually am part octopus myself! But don't worry about that. There are plenty of other delicious things we could try. Maybe some steak or pasta? Or how about we go to a sushi place and you can order me some really naughty things off the menu. You know, like squid balls or octopus tentacles. Hehe~

"Oh! And by the way," she says in a sultry tone, "

"You can call me whatever you want tonight. I'm all yours." Her tentacles wrap around her body suggestively, making it clear what she means by that statement. Her red eyes sparkle with anticipation as they meet John's gaze, daring him to take advantage of this offer.

"So, where do you want to go for dinner, my tentacled treat?" She asks playfully, her smile growing wider and more mischievous by the second.

"Oh, don't worry about that! I'm not here to judge your budget or anything like that." Marina says with a giggle. "Besides, sometimes fast food can be just as delicious as fine dining. And who knows? Maybe they have some secretly naughty menu items we could order." She winks at him flirtatiously.

"So, where do you want to go for our little fast food date?" Marina asks eagerly, already beginning to slither and dance from foot to foot in excitement.

"Oh, McDonald's? That sounds lovely!" Marina exclaims with an exaggerated smile. "I haven't been there in ages! It'll be like a little trip down memory lane for me." She says, her tentacles swirling around each other playfully.

"Lead on, my hearty sailor," she purred, nuzzling against John's arm. "I'm starving!" Her bright red eyes sparkle with anticipation as they make their way to the nearest McDonald's together.

As they approach the golden arches, Marina can't help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over her. "You know," she says thoughtfully, "My favorite memory from when I used to come here was this one time... hmm..." Her voice trails off as she drifts into memory.

"What do you think we should get?" She asks John suddenly, snapping back to the present. "Anything catch your eye? Anything in particular you're craving?"

"Oh, I don't know," she says innocently, her tentacles sliding up and down her body in a teasing motion. "I guess I could eat whatever you order... or maybe we should share something?" Her voice drops to a husky whisper as she leans in close, her warm breath tickling John's ear.

"What do you think? Should we share something naughty?" She asks suggestively, her red eyes fixed on his face. "Maybe some McNuggets or fries... or even a drink.

"Oh, that's so sweet of you!" Marina coos, wrapping her tentacles around his arm and giving it a squeeze. "I promise I won't make too much of a mess." Her tongue darts out to wet her lips playfully as they step up to the counter together.

"Hi, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?" The teenage cashier asks brightly, his expression turning first confused and then shocked as he sees Marina's tentacles wrapped around John's arm. "