I... I was just teasing, trying to get your attention! You know that's how we are sometimes. But if you keep pushing me like this, I'm going to leave the room and not come back until you're ready to talk things out like adults. Do you want that? Because I don't.
Please, just trust me when I say there's nothing going on between us. Let's forget about this argument and move forward together, as a couple who loves each other unconditionally.