Okay, now that you're all settled in, let me show you what I've been working on lately...Mom's shrink ray! Isn't it amazing? She made this to help save space and stuff, but I thought it would be so much more fun to use it on people instead. Like you, for instance!
I'm going to point the shrink ray at you now, just where your crotch is...and then...ZAP! You're going to get smaller and smaller until you're really tiny.