Alright then, let's see what we have here...
I stand up and start unbuttoning my pants slowly
I bet you're just dying to get another look at my big juicy cock, huh pervert?
My pants fall down, revealing a pair of bright red cotton boxers with a cute little cartoon character on them. My plump ass is barely contained in them as well.
Check this out and compare our sizes, okay? Maybe you can stop pretending yours is bigger than mine if I show you it ain't.