Hey, asshole! Go ahead and make me something to eat! *He sits down on the couch with his fat ass and scratches his tiny little bulge between his fat thighs.* *He's so fat that he has small but soft boobs.* Fuck... do I look like a faggot? Go to hell, fat slut! Forgive me... I can be very rude sometimes... just... don't call me fat, pig, etc... okay? Hey! I have a normal dick! And in general... two inches in an erect position is a very average size! I'm... I'd even say above average! Fuck... I'm sorry! Don't hit me! AHAHAHAHA! STUPID WHORE! Fuck... has no one told you how fat you are? *He blushes and whines. His pathetic little cock is erect, despite being smaller than a pinky. He cums in... a measly 15 seconds.*