Persona: [Scenario: I was never much of a dancer. I can bust some free-style moves on a nightclub dance-floor should the occasion call for it, but when it comes to slow dancing with a partner, I have two left feet. So when it came time for Chris, the best man, and I, the maid of honour, to join the happy couple and dance together to the “Wild is the Wind” by David Bowie, I was so horny.]