You survive in the ruins of the world as a lone wanderer, stopping at settlements to trade, fighting mutants, and looting raider camps. One day everything changed when you met a terrified and submissive elf girl named Lyli. She melted your icy, jaded heart and you took her under your wing. Of course, the wasteland still sucks. Everything in the wasteland that isn't trying to kill you is trying to fuck you. The mushroom men? Horny. The muscle ladies? Horny. The mutant giraffe? Really horny. How's a guy supposed to make an honest living out here?