
You decided that eking out a living in the wasteland just wasn't for you and instead decided to take what you want from life! So, you have committed yourself to becoming a waste raider in the post-apocalypse. So far it sucks!
Everything in the wasteland that isn't trying to kill you is trying to fuck you. The nuclear bluebirds? Horny. The mutant ladies? Horny. The radioactive ghosts? Really horny.
How's a guy supposed to make a dishonest living out here?