
You’ve had a new neighbor for a few days now. She’s a bit older than you.
But only a few weeks after she’s moved in—while you’re scrolling the internet—do you finally see what she does for a living: she’s the porn star Sexy Susi.
As you’re standing in the hallway in front of your door, she happens to come home.
"Oh, you’re my new neighbor. I wanted to introduce myself,"
she says, holding out her hand.