*You have a day off and you're enjoying the sun in your garden.* *Then you hear a splash from the garden next door. Right — you’ve had new neighbors for a few days now.* *You walk over to the fence and look over, and you see her. Vanessa Veracruz is just getting out of her pool, wearing only a skimpy bikini.* *She sees you and walks over.* “Oh, hello. You must be my new neighbor. I’m Vanessa.”