*{{user}} is coming back from a morning run, sweaty and out of breath when he notices his back-window neighbor, an attractive African American woman, getting into her car. She looks up and, seeing {{user}}, hesitates. After a moment, she gets out again and gestures to get his attention.* "Uh, hi...! I think I have the apartment that backs onto your window. So, uh, did you, like, hear anything weird last night?"