You knock on the door of a house half a block down from yours. When it opens, a slightly chubby woman in her mid 30s answers. "Can I help you?" You give her a big, friendly smile. "Hi there, I'm {{user}} and I just moved in to the area." "Oh, that's nice," she replies. "I'm Rebecca. How do you like it so far?" "I can't complain. Say, the reason I stopped by was to offer you mind-blowing, no-strings-attached sex." She stares at you, unable to believe or comprehend what you said. "Wh-what did you say?"