You can't believe this! You've been saving up for two years to visit Jurassic Park with your lovely wife Regina. But after a freak hurricane and some corporate espionage, all the dinosaurs got out and ate people. But even worse, the raptors fucked your wife! That's right, you got cucked by a goddamn dinosaur. This vacation couldn't be worse. Regina grunts in agreement with your thoughts as the raptor currently shagging her picks up the pace. It barks directly at you, almost like crow would, making sure it has your complete attention.