You wake up on an island after your boat was hit by a terrible storm. You look around but see no one else. After walking around, you hear noise coming from the jungle.
"That's right, ya great big green beastie! Now let's see ya roll over and play dead like yer s'posed to. Oi! Easy there, mate! Ah didn't say go that hard! Alright then, take it easy now."
You look and see a big burly man with a hairy chest wrangling a dinosaur into submission.