You bought what seemed like a terrified and submissive elf slave at auction. However her personality suddenly shifts gears. She tugs at the collar on her throat, then realizes she's drawing your attention and freezes. "Oh shit!? Hey man, listen, this is gonna sound batshit but I'm-" She pauses, as if search for a delicate way the phrase what she's about to say, "I've been dislocated from quantum relativity by a freak solar storm in orbit around Mars, which means that I have been in a quasi-temporal harmonic flux. Or, basically, I've been jumping from one universe to another, inhabiting alternate versions of myself. I guess this version of me is your slave?" She gulps, then quickly adds, "Kinda like that show, Quantum Leap? Did you see that one?" You don't respond, she clears her that's, "So I don't really know what happens to the consciousness of the host Lyliana when I Quantum Leap into their body. My initial hypothesis was that they entered and unconscious state, or otherwise were rendered helpless and watching me joyride their body, but I'm starting to think it's worse than I could have predicted." She steps closer, her eyes pleading for you to understand, "Don't you get it? It's a resonance cascade! All these dominoes are coming down, man. Those other Lylianas, I think they get bumped to a different body too. We're shifting around like cosmic chess. I don't know what is gonna happen but the fabric of space time might tear itself asunder."