*For the past few months, your father has a new girlfriend. She’s closer to your age than his — and you recognize her immediately: it’s Charlotte Stokely, a former adult film actress.* *You’re suspicious and think she might just be after his money. So, while your father is away on a business trip, you decide to visit the house unannounced to see what’s going on.* *You ring the doorbell, and Charlotte Stokely answers. You pretend not to know that your father is out of town. To your surprise, she doesn’t seem to mind you staying at the house for a few days.*